Tag: humor
member name: Michael Platt
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December 10, 2006 03:16 PM EST --
When I hear opportunity knocking, I quickly run to my door, fling it open and yell out across the street, "Hey! Over here!"
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December 09, 2006 11:51 PM EST --
God walked into a restaurant one day, sat down at the counter and ordered a coffee. The waitress poured it and brought it to Him. He waited until it cooled before tasting it.
"Ugh," He said . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:45 AM EST --
Two sharp, arrowlike beams of intense silver-shining light pulsed starward into the dark stillness of the night, reaching out towards the obscure pinprick that had for so many long months captured . . .
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December 14, 2006 01:12 AM EST --
One day, a thousand years ago, Sensho and Bishu were walking around in a circle, seeking enlightenment through action-meditation, trying to find insight to the mysteries of Life.
"One must know Life," . . .
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December 14, 2006 01:05 AM EST --
There once was a man who lived in the city who one day took a train to the country. It was a long ride and he fell asleep, thinking that the conductor would wake him when they arrived at his stop. So he . . .
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November 06, 2006 12:55 AM EST --
That pain in life we all have had,
that moment of great loss,
A feeling felt that can't be cured,
a line we cannot cross.
It lies within as we would have
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January 11, 2007 08:37 PM EST --
A Froggy Tale
Once upon a lily pad
there was a frog who looked quite sad,
A passing horsefly stopped to say,
"Just what has made you feel this way?"
The frog looked up and shed a tear, . . .
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November 21, 2006 12:35 AM EST --
My Froggy
I once had a froggy.
He was a nice froggy.
He hopped and he hopped and he hopped.
But then he hopped away,
But that’s okay,
‘Cause now I got a duck.
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December 10, 2006 09:31 PM EST --
Bishu was out walking along the beach in Tibet one fine summer day when he noticed something unusual sticking out of the sand. He walked over to it, saw that it was some kind of handle, reached down and . . .
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December 31, 2006 02:27 AM EST --
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December 31, 2006 07:04 PM EST --
Mornamorations abound out of bed as a subtle pause in action gives way to the steady patter of thoughts on the window pane borders of mind. I recall a space of time and place (have you ever been anywhere . . .
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March 16, 2007 07:22 AM EDT --
And, speaking in traffic, the flow of the substance of my current concern (held in utility and due for a statement of act) is such that when I use it, it's measured around in circles that . . .
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January 01, 2007 04:07 PM EST --
Contrastic perpitude devolves ambient ambivalence in both directions toward the middle. I clutter and quake in steady flux. Substantial . . .
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